Apparently Big White Guy don't like them spiders:
Anyone who knows me understands I get creeped out by spiders. This thing could have easily spanned the palm of my hand, and I don't have small hands.
This particular arachnid had built its web across the path between two tree branches, and it was near eye-level, yet I almost didn't even see it. I really would not have enjoyed it if I had hit the web and the spider decided to take a little stroll on my head.
Welcome to the club brother.