Joe Smucketelli, I Love You Too

Wow. A famous person visited my website today.  The infamously clueless Joe Smucketelli.

Quoth Clueless Joe in an email to me: "you’re an idiot."

Wow.  What love.

I love you too Joe.  You’re my buddy.

In fact, you are so my buddy that I decided to see what you’ve been up to lately.  Let’s see…

You came to my little cyber world via my MySpace.com profile.  Then, you visited approximately 59 or so pages (according to my site logs) and stayed around about 23 minutes from IP 24.170.248.  You must have been really soaking up all that good, fun idiocy I project.  By the way, Buddy Joe, how are things in Washington County, Maryland?  I hope that Antietam Cable Television is giving you good rates.

Talk to you later Joe.  And next time, try being a little more specific about the nature of your problem.  Telling me "you’re an idiot" isn’t really helpful, given that I already know I’m an idiot.  No suspense, no surprise, no cigar.

Come on brother, tell me what’s really bugging you.  Girlfriend break up with you on V-Day?  City bus run over your kitty kat?  Do parents still take their kids and run away when you loiter at the playground?  Did your mother finally kick your 47 year old ass out on the street?

Talk to me Joe.  I know good people who can help.

P.S. – I was talking to Jack Schitt the other day.  Dude says you owe him fifty bucks…