What blacks, whites really think
BY MICHAEL KILIAN
Chicago Tribune
Black people are loud in restaurants, tend toward criminal behavior, have ridiculous names, are promoted beyond their level of competence and invented barbaric rap music.
White people are inherently racist, tolerate abuses such as racial profiling by police, make up the entire serial-killer population, can't stand to have blacks in positions of authority over them and, in the case of white men, don't know how to make love to women.
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