Okay, this is one of the funniest military related pages I've ever been to. Click here to visit The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the US Army.
This one in particular was a coffee-spitter:
Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
There are 212 more. Too funny Skippy.
Link courtesy of Dog Snot Diaries.
While digging through the rest of your site, I noticed the web pages you were registered on. It seems you have signed up for a few to remain in contact with past military friends, and I wonder if you’ve tried http://www.military.com ? I’ve found several buddies through them that I hadn’t spoken to in years.
8/26/2003 9:31:00