An Ode to the Zombies of My Youth

An Ode to the Zombies of My Youth

by James Landrith


I do not like zombies with guns.
I do not when fast they runs.

I would not like zombies that fly.
I do not like when they zoom on by.

I would not like zombies that talk.
I do not like when they jaywalk.

I wish zombies would follow the rules.
I wish they would stop using devious tools.

I miss all my old zombie friends.
I wonder if we can make amends.


(My apologies to Dr. Seuss, I couldn’t help myself.)

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